Wednesday, September 14, 2011

BBB Bunches!

Last night was the third episode of "Big Sexy" (starting to become one of my favs) and this episode took place in Miami! Well, if you've ever been to Miami then you know it's a town that's all about plastic.  Not plastic like a zip lock bag, but plastic fake.  Everything is fake in Miami...the boobs, the butts, the hair, the lips and hips.  All in all, it's a big girls NIGHTMARE!!! With all these perfectly scalped bodies a woman with a dimple or two is sure to feel OUT-OF-PLACE.  I know, because I've been there.  And last night's episode of "Big Sexy" confirmed that I'm not the only one who's experienced Miami in its finest.  Now, don't get me wrong...Miami is a great city that I've visited often but it's definitely one that will have you contemplating every burger you've ever eaten.  Well, on last night's episode I became rarely offended when someone yelled to one of the cast members "Hey Heavy" while walking down Ocean Drive. So eager to discuss the show, I called my cousin who was also watching.  We proceeded to talk about our many outing's together and soon realized that as a singular big girl walking down the street we've never felt uncomfortable.  But you put two or three of us together and know you've become the public freak show.  Well this bothers me to the fullest for several reasons...
1: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to stare
2: Didn't your mother ever tell you if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all
3: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to yell across the street like a hoodlum

Well even if yours didn't, mine sure did so I guess it comes down to big vs. skinny, smart vs. stupid and the BIG-SMART-GIRL still wins!

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